So, as we all know, auto-correct on cell phones can be pretty annoying. You're just minding your own business, texting away, and suddenly you get a response like "Wtf? What does 'I don't give a duck' mean?" and then you have to take the time to explain the mistake, which will inevitably include even more auto-correct induced typos. Well, my auto-correct always changes "way" to "yay". I guess it's because I say "yay" more than I say "way", which says something about me that I'm not sure I want to analyze too closely. Anyways. So one day, I text my brother. "I'm on my way" I intend to say. He responds back "You're on your Yay? Wtf is a Yay?". Instead of just correcting myself, I immediately think of this:
Me: Yeah. I'm on my Yay. He's kinda slow, but he makes up for it in cute and fluffy.
Brother: o.O Wtf are you talking about?
Me: My Yay. It's kind of a mix between a llama, a zebra, and a unicorn. Anyway. He got distracted (that happens a lot, he's kind of ADD), so we're gonna be a few minutes late.
Brother: yeeeeeaaaah. Ok. Just text when you get here.
Nobody understands me :(
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